A Potpourri of Vestiges Feature
The Star Wars universe is home to
an incredible array of diverse planets. Yes, there are billions of planets in the galaxy far, far away, but which ones
would make the best home?
From the arid desert of Tatooine to the bustling metropolis of
Coruscant, there are countless ways to live a life in the galaxy far, far away.
Of all the planets, though, which would provide the best place
to live?
Online casino Betway spoke to
Star Wars expert Matt Hudson – co-host of the Star Wars Sessions podcast – to
investigate.
1.
Bespin
Bespin was a gas giant,
uninhabitable aside from the Cloud City that towers above the planet’s surface. “Bespin
is a massive ball of gas, basically. Cloud City is the hospitable area at the
top, and it's all very white, very clinical. The whole thing is sterile,”
explains Hudson. “It’s well run by Lando Calrissian, the administrator, and it
seems like a decent quality of life, but it doesn't look particularly lively.
There's not an awful lot there, so if you want to go to the pub or a bar or
club – I didn't see any,” he adds. “Everybody keeps to themselves and looks
like they just live to work. So it wouldn’t be the most exciting place to live.
I’d call it more of a retirement home,” sums up Hudson while assigning it a
rating of 7/10.
2.
Coruscant
Coruscant was a city planet,
with its entire surface covered by a giant metropolis. It is home to the Jedi
Council, and the political centre of the galaxy. “If you like city life, you're
going to get 24/7 city life. We know there are plenty of bars and clubs there.
There’s urban culture as well – a kind of East End vibe when you go down a few
levels, a kind of Brick Lane setting down there,” reveals Hudson. “On the other
side of it, though, it's a massive city, which isn't for everybody. There
doesn't seem to be any way to chill out. Everything is on the go the whole
time. There’s also a clear class system. There are over 1000 levels to this
city, and the further down you go, it's like descending into Hell,” he adds. "So
if you're rich, you're in luck. If you're not, and you’re just the common
everyday worker, it's not the best place to reside,” sums up Hudson while
assigning it a rating of 6/10.
3.
Endor
A forest planet which is
home to the Ewoks, Endor was the scene of the final battle in Return of the Jedi.
“If you love a bit of nature, you’re living the dream. You can get plenty of
exercise. I’d imagine there's nature trails, a lot of climbing, a lot of
running through the forest. And there's the notoriety of being the planet that
the second Death Star blew up over,” explains Hudson. “At the same time,
there's nothing of any real value there for the bad guys to come and try to
take over the planet. There’s nothing there apart from trees and Ewoks, so I
think it's a safe place to live,” he adds. “The major con is those Ewoks. They
will murder you in cold blood. They're vicious little things. They were going
to burn Han Solo and Luke Skywalker alive on the spit until C-3PO called it
off. It was burn first, ask questions later,” sums up Hudson while assigning it
a rating of 8/10.
4.
Hoth
The Rebel Alliance made Hoth
– a planet covered by snow and ice – their headquarters in The Empire Strikes
Back. “What is there to say about Hoth? What a
beautiful place to go skiing! Also, if you're a scientist, Hoth’s caves are
brimming with possibilities, with different species and bugs and bacteria,”
reveals Hudson. “But I'm not a scientist. It’s an ice planet, it’s cold. The
only place to live is a cave, and the wampas, like the one that attacked Luke
Skywalker, are the apex predator, so you’re already second on the food chain. I
see no reason why you'd ever want to live on Hoth,” sums up Hudson while
assigning it a rating of 1/10.
5. Naboo
Featuring
heavily in the prequel trilogy, Naboo was the home of Queen Amidala, as well as
Jar Jar Binks and the Gungans. “Naboo is a planet of
culture. There’s beautiful scenery. They've got the countryside, the meadows,
the lakes, the waterfalls, the animals. The Queen is lovely, [the monarchy]
seem to love their citizens. Everything just seems chill in Naboo. I think the
Gungans would be alright, they add a bit of flavour and give that cosmopolitan,
diverse feel,” explains Hudson. “The downside is that it looks like a pint
would be quite overpriced in Naboo. You're not getting away with anything under
a fiver. Also, it’s the home planet of Emperor Palpatine himself, so a few
people might give it a scornful look now because it was the birthplace of the
most evil man in the galaxy,” he further adds. “But I think the look and vibe
of the place completely overshadows that. I give it full marks,” sums up Hudson.
6. Tatooine
A sparse desert planet with two suns, Tatooine was most famously
the homeworld of Anakin and Luke Skywalker. “I think this is the Star Wars
planet. If you're on Tatooine it's a hard life, but immensely satisfying. It's
almost like a farmer's life. At the end of it you reap what you sow, and if you
really work hard you can make a decent life there. The cantinas get a bit
rowdy. The locals might kill you just for looking at them the wrong way,” reveals
Hudson. “And there’s two suns, which could be a blessing and a curse. At the
end of Revenge of the Sith, [Obi-Wan Kenobi] was Ewan McGregor, a hunky man.
He’s a beefcake. By the time we get to A New Hope it’s Sir Alec Guinness. He's
aged terribly in those 18 or 19 years,” he adds. “So you have to have tough
skin, both literally and figuratively, to withstand the weather and also the
locals. But if you can get your head down and work hard it's an honest living
and I’m not one to knock that,” sums
up Hudson while assigning it a rating of 5/10.
7. Alderaan
Home of Princess Leia and the Organa family, Alderaan was a land
of immense beauty until it was destroyed by the Death Star. “Alderaan was seen as the most
beautiful, desirable planet in the galaxy. The people were the most hospitable,
generous, kind people there are. Like Naboo, it was known for rolling hills,
mountains, waterfalls. It's the sort of place that everybody would want to
live. It’s like New Zealand with sci-fi buildings, which to me is perfection,”
explains Hudson. “However, it did get blown up. It was a target for the Empire
because as it was the most desirable planet in the galaxy, it was also the most
desirable to send a message. One of its figureheads, Bale Organa, was one of
the founders of the Rebel Alliance,” he adds. "So pre-explosion it’s full
marks, but once the Empire gets wind that it’s the unofficial home of the Rebel
Alliance, you’ve got no hope," sums up Hudson while assigning it a rating
of 10/10 (pre-explosion) and 0/10 (post-explosion).
8. Mustafar
Mustafar – comprised almost entirely of lava – was the planet
where Darth Vader was struck down by Obi-Wan Kenobi. “In Revenge of the Sith,
Mustafar was a lava planet. It was a molten hellscape. In Rogue One, it didn’t
look quite as bad. It was more black, rocky terrain with lava rivers, which,
again, isn’t great,” explains Hudson. "If you want to be pedantic, it’s
nice and hot, and you’d have the place to yourself. There’s no one there apart
from droid workers. But Darth Vader’s castle’s there, and if he’s there as
well, you’re dead,” he adds. “And the heat will kill you. You’ve got more
chance of surviving for longer on Hoth than Mustafar, I think,” sums up Hudson while assigning it a
rating of 0/10.
9. Dagobah
The remote swamp planet of Dagobah was where Yoda trained Luke Skywalker in the ways of the Force. “Dagobah’s a remote planet and there's not an awful lot of places to live, but Yoda made a hut, so if he could make a home, I'm sure I could as well. There’s a decent amount of species that you could cook up if you get hungry. Yoda survived there for long enough and he’s not exactly the biggest fella,” reveals Hudson. “To me it'd be like going to the Amazon – you know the risks when you go there. Would you live in the Amazon? No, but I’d certainly visit,” he adds. "On the other hand, it is strong with the dark side of the Force, so you may become corrupted. Or you could get eaten by a big water dragon. Plus there’s snakes everywhere. There's not an awful lot wrong with it, but not an awful lot right with it either,” sums up Hudson while assigning it a rating of 6/10.
10. Kashyyyk
Most notably the home of the Wookiee species, Kashyyyk is a
jungle planet covered in giant trees. “It looks lovely. There are plenty of
beaches to relax on if you want a bit of peace and quiet by the sea. If you
want a bit of alternative culture, the Wookiees are there. They’re also strong
craftsmen and carpenters, so if you have good relations with the Wookiees
you’re going to have decent lodgings,” explains Hudson. “If you can get on the
Wookiees’ good side, I think Kashyyyk could be pretty cool to live on. If you
get on their bad side, you’ve got an entire planet of 8ft tall, hairy wrecking
machines that will tear you to pieces,” he adds. “There’s also a lot of strange
species – massive spiders and huge slugs, but overall I think the pros outweigh
the cons,” sums up Hudson while
assigning it a rating of 7/10.
The
Verdict:
#3 – Bespin / Kashyyyk
#2 – Endor
#1 – Naboo / Alderaan (pre-explosion)
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